Cactus Patches and Ants

July 2007- Well, I guess I will be the first one to share this one as I am making some tea here. The very fist time I played at Tactical Paintball when I first came to the Lone Star State, cactus patches and ants were my best friends so to speak. NOT!!. I was not quite familiar yet about Tactical Paintball's field layout and what was out there. So I always end up landing on them. Man, they freaking hurt

Present Day- Now that my two older boys play with me, our newest friend there are speargrass and cow manure The speargrass are ruthless. It feels like you got beaten by fire ants. As far as cow manure, well, I guess we all just have to watch out for those big dark lumps and pray that we all don't end up taking a dive at the pile. Tactical Paintball field, well, my children and I love playing there even despite the drive. I ask my two boys one time why out of all the places I have taken them to play at, why they like Tactical Paintball. My oldest son Scorpion said- " Food at the concession stand, he loves the layout and getting the chance to ride the bus ( 2009 We Were Soldiers Game). My middle son Menace said he likes the layout too, he loves playing with me (the biggest butt kisser out of my 3 boys ) and he likes playing with Total Insanity member DJ and the other young guns he has met there during the last two games he had attended at Tactical Paintball for 2010. And that is all folks! Now, back to the family! TOODLES!!

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mama, you and the cactus. I nearly stepped on one of the cow poop one time. I felt like pushing Menace on that pile He is so annoying

What y'all have to remember is the newbie who tries to hide behind a cactus not knowing that paintballs go right through them. Then you get cactus goo and spines all over you. That has to be an experience!

mama took me to tactical and that place that look like a prison place. She shot me for the first time and was a head shot too. mannnnnnnnnn, one shot was all it took and I shot so much paintballs and cannot even hit our mama. she moved so fast and got inside the place she told us to make sure she does not get in. We did not even see her get in.

And so who are you calling "old lady" now

oh we will get you mama

Well the torns are certainly attracted to your Mama

I sure saw that big torn that they took out of your mom's ankle. Damn, can't believe that it was that deep. No wonder her ankle was not healing right.

Well DragonLady will be giving her ankle a test run this Sunday to see how well it has healed up. Ohhh she is ready to explode

Enforcer wrote:

Well DragonLady will be giving her ankle a test run this Sunday to see how well it has healed up. Ohhh she is ready to explode

What is it with her and cactuses, thorns and speargrass being attracted to her Tell her to make sure she put some protection on her ankle for this "8" game.

Oh she better unless she wants to have another ankle surgery.